On our way to Volleyball, again!
So here we are on our way to Volleyball and I'm annoying the piss out of Courtnnie because I can't stop talking about this guy that we met out there. Poor Courtnnie. She had just started a new job and here I am going on and on about all the"obvious" signs that he's into me. (he's completely not into me by the way)
Remember the movie "He's just not that into you"? Yeah I've probably seen it four or five times and yet I always cringe when the character Gigi (Ginnifer Goodwin) does anything that makes her look desperate or needy. The time where she leans in for a kiss because she was up cleaning the guys house after a party... Oh my Geez that was worse then watching a horror flick. I usually have to turn my head or mute that part when it comes up because it puts chills down my spine.
Funny thing though... I may not like to watch what Gigi does, but I probably do some of what she does without meaning to. I giggle and flirt and laugh way to hard at things when I'm around someone I like. Everything becomes a joke because I forget that I have a college degree and that I'm 30 years old going on 40. It amazes me how stupid I act. Sadly it's completely unintentional.
I suppose I'm lucky though because we only see each other at volleyball and I don't have to know how to tie my own shoes there because we don't wear any. And the only thing I have to remember to do is hit the flying object that is coming towards my face. On the bright side if he does like me back then we only have one place to go and that's up, because I look my worst when I play volleyball. The best piece of clothing that I wear is my bra and that's hidden beneath a tight sweat soaked T-shirt (gotta hold those puppies down somehow).
Well, I don't have much more to tell you on the subject other then we should all be praising Courtnnie for being such a good friend and listening to me make a fool of myself on the courts. She's such a good friend that she will even make a fool of herself just so I don't look so bad out there doing it on my own. Way to look out. Everyone deserves a Courtnnie in there lives. :)
Remember the movie "He's just not that into you"? Yeah I've probably seen it four or five times and yet I always cringe when the character Gigi (Ginnifer Goodwin) does anything that makes her look desperate or needy. The time where she leans in for a kiss because she was up cleaning the guys house after a party... Oh my Geez that was worse then watching a horror flick. I usually have to turn my head or mute that part when it comes up because it puts chills down my spine.
Funny thing though... I may not like to watch what Gigi does, but I probably do some of what she does without meaning to. I giggle and flirt and laugh way to hard at things when I'm around someone I like. Everything becomes a joke because I forget that I have a college degree and that I'm 30 years old going on 40. It amazes me how stupid I act. Sadly it's completely unintentional.
I suppose I'm lucky though because we only see each other at volleyball and I don't have to know how to tie my own shoes there because we don't wear any. And the only thing I have to remember to do is hit the flying object that is coming towards my face. On the bright side if he does like me back then we only have one place to go and that's up, because I look my worst when I play volleyball. The best piece of clothing that I wear is my bra and that's hidden beneath a tight sweat soaked T-shirt (gotta hold those puppies down somehow).
Well, I don't have much more to tell you on the subject other then we should all be praising Courtnnie for being such a good friend and listening to me make a fool of myself on the courts. She's such a good friend that she will even make a fool of herself just so I don't look so bad out there doing it on my own. Way to look out. Everyone deserves a Courtnnie in there lives. :)
If you have any suggestions on how to land the perfect man please let me know. I'm 30 years old and the only thing that I can land is a job and a perfect serve.
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