First off... I would like to start off by saying that the person in this picture is not me. I wish my ass looked that good in stripper heels and a thong. There's no doubt that this girl's mom should be proud of the jeans ( I mean genes) she past along to her.
What a way to make an entrance! Had I known going into the evening that to get a little love and attention I would have to go up against this chick, I would have worn my faux leather zip and rivet corset with my high heeled boots and riding crop. But I obviously didn't read the memo about the TPS report before the night began. Damn that TPS report. Always a day late and a ass cheek short.
Oh well... I suppose my costume wasn't complete anyway without my favorite ball gag. The last time I used it I forgot to pull the guys tongue forward in efforts to help him not swallow or choke on his tongue and die. He only passed out for a second and he thought my heimlich maneuver was part of the "experience" so he didn't even use the safe word to get me to stop. Later I decided that I couldn't be trusted with the ball gag so I decided to take it to a local dog park. Of course I believe in reuse and recycle!
Cheer Ye Hoe my friends! When in doubt dance it out and shake what your momma gave ya!
What a way to make an entrance! Had I known going into the evening that to get a little love and attention I would have to go up against this chick, I would have worn my faux leather zip and rivet corset with my high heeled boots and riding crop. But I obviously didn't read the memo about the TPS report before the night began. Damn that TPS report. Always a day late and a ass cheek short.
Oh well... I suppose my costume wasn't complete anyway without my favorite ball gag. The last time I used it I forgot to pull the guys tongue forward in efforts to help him not swallow or choke on his tongue and die. He only passed out for a second and he thought my heimlich maneuver was part of the "experience" so he didn't even use the safe word to get me to stop. Later I decided that I couldn't be trusted with the ball gag so I decided to take it to a local dog park. Of course I believe in reuse and recycle!
Cheer Ye Hoe my friends! When in doubt dance it out and shake what your momma gave ya!
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